You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
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