I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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