she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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