the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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