I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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