They should really pass out barf bags in church
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
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