I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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