dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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