i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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