Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
Randomize
