The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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