There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Randomize
