Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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