im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
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