Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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