What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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