We won't sleep together?
so let's talk penis.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
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