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That's how twitter works, right?
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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