do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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