3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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