But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
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