You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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