remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
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