She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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