sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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