like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
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