i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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