I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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