You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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