he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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