How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
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