Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
i've created a new STD.
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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