Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
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