This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
Randomize
