Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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