I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
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