I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
You don't have asthma, your pregnant
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
Bring me that man meat
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
Randomize
