I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
As girls, Bert & Ernie are not very bangable costumes. At least not by who we'd want to get banged by.
I was kidding. But I promise you I'd still find us the most eligible bangables, even if we dressed up like a dumpster and a prom night baby.
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
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