don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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