We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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