Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
My Sexting was not on an AP level
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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