I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
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