Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
I want to make a zoo with you.
The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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