its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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