i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
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