i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
The feeling are messing with the penis
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
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