can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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