She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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