dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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