google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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