where does the pee come out of this thing
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
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