i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
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