There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
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