Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
is it fun? or sober?
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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